On the first day of Cmas my true love gave to me
an apology from Thierry Henry
…second day…two bumbling Brians
…third day…three Luas stops
…fourth day…four Charlie Birds
…fifth day…five Bishops rings
…sixth day…six blu flu Gardai
…seventh day…seven counties flooded
…eighth day…eight struggling bankers
…ninth day…nine Newry shoppers
…tenth day…ten T.D.s swearing
…eleventh day…eleven Tiger girlfriends
…twelfth day…twelve unpaid leave days.